This one is not Kolaveri di but a nice one:::))
Chartered Accountant of God !!!
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When you were born.....It’s the opening of the financial year.....
Your everyday routine......Is like Journal Entry....
When you meet someone........It’s a transaction.....
When you make someone smile....Or someone makes you smile....It’s a contra entry....
When you help someone and.....Your help is acknowledged.....It’s like cash sales....
When you help someone.....Without any acknowledgement.....It’s a credit sale.....
When someone helped you and....You are thankful to them......It’s like cash purchase...
When someone helped you and..... You are not thankful for it.... It’s credit purchase....
When you hurt someone....It’s like abnormal loss...
Making apologies for the same....It’s like Insurance claim recovered....
When someone hurts you....It’s like bad debts....
Forgiving their mistakes....It’s like bad debts recovery....
When you got married.....It’s like amalgamation....
Becoming Parents....Is like conversion of Firm into a Company !!!
When your children start to take their own decisions.....You are subsidiary and they
are your holding company.....
When your children leave you....It’s like Demerger.....
When you will die..... It’s the end of Financial Year.....
What after your death ???.... The Assessment year starts.....
All your files are posted to....God’s Chartered Accountant.... Chitragupt Maharaj....
He will vouch and prepare....Your Balance Sheet !!!
Chartered Accountant of God !!!
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When you were born.....It’s the opening of the financial year.....
Your everyday routine......Is like Journal Entry....
When you meet someone........It’s a transaction.....
When you make someone smile....Or someone makes you smile....It’s a contra entry....
When you help someone and.....Your help is acknowledged.....It’s like cash sales....
When you help someone.....Without any acknowledgement.....It’s a credit sale.....
When someone helped you and....You are thankful to them......It’s like cash purchase...
When someone helped you and..... You are not thankful for it.... It’s credit purchase....
When you hurt someone....It’s like abnormal loss...
Making apologies for the same....It’s like Insurance claim recovered....
When someone hurts you....It’s like bad debts....
Forgiving their mistakes....It’s like bad debts recovery....
When you got married.....It’s like amalgamation....
Becoming Parents....Is like conversion of Firm into a Company !!!
When your children start to take their own decisions.....You are subsidiary and they
are your holding company.....
When your children leave you....It’s like Demerger.....
When you will die..... It’s the end of Financial Year.....
What after your death ???.... The Assessment year starts.....
All your files are posted to....God’s Chartered Accountant.... Chitragupt Maharaj....
He will vouch and prepare....Your Balance Sheet !!!
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